Recopilación de #FletcherTweets

"Is it wrong that a part of me is a little upset about going to the studio because I'll miss Countdown and Deal or No Deal?"

"I might make myself a marmite & cream cheese sandwich and a little packed lunch to take to the studio today."

"During the show I got hit in the face with an Actimel yogurt. Didn't hurt though, it's full of friendly bacteria."

"Oh my god, I just saw someone win Takeshi's Castle!!!"

"Socks are annoying. What are they for anyway? Can't they just build them into shoes?"

"Why haven't we evolved to have toothbrush bristles on part of our tongue? I could brush my teeth in bed."

"Maple syrup is king of all syrups. And syrup is a really funny word. Syrup syrup syrup syrup syrup syrup syrup"

"Bananas are disgusting. Gave them another go but they still haven't changed. Yuk. Evil yellow finger from hell."

"Well, actually I'm wearing boxers but pants sounds funnier...pants...lol"

"I just tried to blow a crumb off my laptop and spat out a bunch of cereal on it instead."

"I wish Voldemort would try and kill our Harry."

"I'm stuck in traffic and need to pee."

"Morning. Slept in but was woken up by a wet Marvin jumping on me whilst in the middle of a bad dream about foxes and tornados in Japan...?"

"There's a spider on the wall & I'm worried he might crawl up my nose in the night. NEW INVENTION! Spider blockers for your face holes. At least there's a chance I'll wake up with Spiderman's powers. Although I'm sure he'll have copyrighted the name. Hmmm, Spiderguitarist?"

"Morning all. Had a ginormous steak last night, thought I'd have a healthy day today but forgot we're tasting wedding cake. Oh well!"

"Planning weddings can be stressful...especially if you're marrying @giovannafalcone.... ;)"

"Lunch time. Marmite and philladelphia sandwich. Yum yum in my tum tum, with a sore bum bum."

"I just had a massage. Got my bum rubbed. My face never fits in the hole in the massage table. It's either nose of mouth, never both."

"Me and @dougiemcfly are on the Blockbuster run, @mcflyharry and @giovannafalcone sorting out dinner. Pasta/movie night. Win win!"

"Morning. First day in a long time where I have nothing planned. Going to read, perhaps write a song and watch a movie in my pants. To clarify, the movie isn't playing in my pants, I'm wearing pants whilst watching a movie. Not now, later. Although I am wearing pants now."